i'm bo yo.

I'm bo yo.



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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey


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this kids on comedy ... ( 2 hours ago by kevindcactor)
this kids on comedy central
Ha! That's almost ... ( 2 hours ago by RattlingMurdock)
Ha! That's almost better!
yeah, i just saw ... ( 2 hours ago by Maddog3568)
yeah, i just saw him on comedy central
when was he on i ... ( 2 hours ago by AcDcRocker92)
when was he on i saw a preview for tomorow at 10??
Not that this guy's ... ( 2 hours ago by Jewbacca018)
Not that this guy's not talented, but he just seems way too smug to be funny. Although he's definitely lyrically gifted, none of the lyrics really fit with each other in a unified way that makes a song. Each line is clever in itself, but without a concept or theme, this dude is just a younger, whiter Lil Wayne. Keep trying.
omg bo your so hot! ... ( 2 hours ago by magslivethelife)
omg bo your so hot!! :)
i saw you on david letterman!
you rock my socks off!
how old is he? anybody know?
hahahaha this just ... ( 2 hours ago by minigreenie15)
hahahaha this just made my day.
lol that's crazy. hah
duhhh me and my ... ( 2 hours ago by SnowTillDeath14)
duhhh me and my friend sing it in class and compete to see who can rap it better haha
lol guys hes 18 and ... ( 2 hours ago by mikebarros6)
lol guys hes 18 and hes not tryin to be lil wayne hes a comedian
hahahahahahah i ... ( 2 hours ago by ktaylor2011)
hahahahahahah i think this is so funny HA My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
haha me fav part
hahaha best song in ... ( 2 hours ago by meeks3212)
hahaha best song in the world
bo i could easily ... ( 1 hour ago by SnowTillDeath14)
bo i could easily download this video from itunes or get your songs from some illegal site but you are a very creative artist and i love your music and great job so im going to buy your songs and videos on itunes
Its good, but he ... ( 1 hour ago by InhalentProductions)
Its good, but he looks like james hilliard, an austistic kid i know, not saying its piano
he always plays ... ( 1 hour ago by InhalentProductions)
he always plays piano and looks at shit
Array ( 1 hour ago by PiNGPizzle)
Bo > Lil Wayne... anyday...
Your next song ... ( 1 hour ago by deepfriedarjun)
Your next song should definitely be called "Botorious"
or "Botox" ( 1 hour ago by deepfriedarjun)
or "Botox"
i love this video:] ... ( 1 hour ago by johnsonsince95)
i love this video:]]
i no every word to it
lol
i met this guy ... ( 1 hour ago by zazman09)
i met this guy before he was famous at st. Johns prep and he said that he wanted to be a comedian and i was like hahah no way. opps
ABSOLUTLY FREAKING ... ( 55 minutes ago by bstouwie21)
ABSOLUTLY FREAKING AWSOME!!!! amazing!! i love it
OH MY GOD ( 37 minutes ago by leonc08)
OH MY GOD
a G-spot (if you ... ( 27 minutes ago by frenchitwist)
a G-spot (if you really don't know) is a spot right on the inside of a pussy that gives a girl the most pleasure
Wow frenchitwist ... ( 21 minutes ago by leonc08)
Wow frenchitwist you are so cool, thank you for that fantastic information
once again.. OMG Bo ... ( 10 minutes ago by magslivethelife)
once again.. OMG Bo your so freaking hott!



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