Bo Fo' Sho'

Bo Fo' Sho'



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Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! six-songs, three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" beat and lyrics by bo burnham walkin my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, i
bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! get more ass than a giant donkey stable, got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table, i get more head than grammar school lice, i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice. Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight. jack ain't black, ba
rry ain't white. i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back cause i got the pipe and you got the crack. though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find, i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind. the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it" but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. chor
us: My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian, aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, i gave it this little part to give it continuity. the fellas say hey moron pass the gin cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds c
ause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words and the ladies say hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion? oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion chorus... walking through the garden with food at
my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet). we're in the hood ill take what you give me was einstein's theory good...relatively a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks "get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia take you with a condomn "sta
inless-steal" ya. half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits, why are only crackers staying at the Ritz? poverty, racism, isn't it strange, that only the homeless are beggin for change? i shocked Sherlock What, son? (watson) (watt, son?) Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"! here's a bit
of irony a Ford Focus driver has ADD How'd i come to master all these things? like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.


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Your Hilarious! ( 1 day ago by XheadXinXcloudsX)
Your Hilarious!
Quality m8, "like a ... ( 1 day ago by llanbadios)
Quality m8, "like a tampon thief, had to pull some strings." Lmao brilliant
fuuny ass shit bo! ... ( 23 hours ago by Lerky)
fuuny ass shit bo! don't stop you homo blow my mind
someone should do a ... ( 23 hours ago by cbfronaldo77)
someone should do a scientific study on why people feel the need to write out a line or w.e that they just heard... why does everyone feel the need to do that? obviously you're not sharing anything new with others... they watched the video too...
shut up ( 23 hours ago by jgiggle123)
shut up
you dont think hes ... ( 23 hours ago by stonedclown)
you dont think hes funny. you must be a fun guy!
there is no need to ... ( 23 hours ago by stonedclown)
there is no need to do a scientific study on blah blah blah because they are pointing out which part of the song they found funny. and u have no time !
You are amazing. ( 21 hours ago by AwesomeMandy)
You are amazing.
lol.this guy is a ... ( 19 hours ago by BrandonWasntHere707)
lol.this guy is a fuckin genius,. his IQ is probably above 170 at least
this guys a joker ( 18 hours ago by drbg43)
this guys a joker
its just to share ... ( 18 hours ago by jacobelib)
its just to share what they thougght was the funniest part
when is he going to ... ( 17 hours ago by JukeboxHero3692)
when is he going to make more songs??
You are immensely ... ( 16 hours ago by MaliciousMalice)
You are immensely clever..It's just ineffable.
ure still a legend ... ( 11 hours ago by cheys96)
ure still a legend ive listened to your songs about 1 million times
Dude. You are ... ( 9 hours ago by VixinatorsVideos)
Dude. You are amazing. srsly
awesome ( 4 hours ago by A1S9T8S7R05GSNJ121)
awesome
possibly 1 of the ... ( 4 hours ago by punk98)
possibly 1 of the coolest nerds ever! lol
brilliance. ( 4 hours ago by onandon33)
brilliance.
damn thats almost ... ( 2 hours ago by jfkdidmymom)
damn thats almost half of the total views?
lol my sister is ... ( 2 hours ago by futuremike1)
lol my sister is error 708 my name is XplatinmsnipaX please add me my sis said hi
The constipated ... ( 1 hour ago by MadDogUK03)
The constipated line is possibly the best i've ever heard. Fucking genius. Only heard of this guy last night when he was featured on UK tv on a program called rudetube highlighting some of the most successful you tube videos
this man is a ... ( 1 hour ago by deano465)
this man is a genius! cant stop watchin all of his vids. That constipated line killed me lol!!
Marry me. ( 59 minutes ago by DeannuhhxMariee)
Marry me.
dudde.....niceee ( 10 minutes ago by Lineskier101)
dudde.....niceee



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